This just made my day.

Oh shut up, you know it's true.

It was a good fight, but due to some "unclear rules" team McLovins is out of the tournament. I would've been alright with it had the other team not acted like a bunch of 8 year old jackasses, this happened as soon as the admin announced that they had won, THAT is what really pissed me off, and to know the admin did nothing about it is like a slap to the face.

But alas, what goes around, comes around, Team 22 lost today, or like a friend nicely put it "totally humiliated." I'm a good sport and all, but if you mess with my team, then obviously you mess with me, so let that be a lesson to all you.. punks. Maybe next time GS will have another TF2 (clear about rules) tourney, but hey atleast I got a shweet emblem out of it, so I bid you adieu, for now.. punks.

Huge thanks goes to my team for being just awesome, and sexy.

Yes, you're not seeing things, the title speaks the truth. DICE finally released the full patch today and from what I've seen, it doesn't disappoint.

Here's a list of places where you can get the mega patch (367MB) and below that you'll find a list of changes and additions made to the game.

Please let me know if any of the links don't work or if you've found a new download spot -- I'll update the section below when ever a new link pops up, but in the mean time, these will do. =)

DOWNLOAD LINKS

i3D
Multiplay
Hypernia
FileShack
FilePlanet
Internode Games Network

FEATURES

• Added a new map - Highway Tampa.
• Added an autosave to kit customisations. After you customise a kit and spawn in with that kit, the customisation will be automatically saved until you change it and spawn in again. Note that you must spawn in with a particular kit for it to be saved.
• Titans will now spawn up to two gunships per side.
• Squad Leaders no longer have to resupply to re-equip destroyed drones.

CHANGES

• Exploit Fix: hardcoded the time limits of Orbital and EMP strikes.
• RDX Shotgun now detonates RDX, Motion Mines, AP Mines with minimum of 2 rounds.
• Ported EU Assault Rifle changes to the Best Buy unlock as well.
• Fixed LMG Left/Right Recoil.
• Revised EU Assault Rifle Recoil.
• Increased Clark rate of fire to match Herzog.
• Fixed PAC shotgun attachment recoil to match other Herzogs.
• Further adjustment to Squad Leader drones to prevent them accidentally killing the Squad Leader when deployed.
• Further fix to prevent "pod surfing". Note that some pod movement will still be possible and is an intended gameplay mechanic to allow the player to have some small choice of landing site and to access rooftops.
• Smoke from the CM3-N Radar Grenade deploys more quickly. The Radar range has been slightly increased and endures for the duration of the smoke effect.
• The CM3-N Radar Grenade may now be resupplied.
• The screening effectiveness of all smoke grenades has been significantly improved.
• Adjusted Talon heat source position to improve Gunship missile balance.
• Beta Feedback: Fixed the placement of an AA gun on Highway Tampa.
• Beta Feedback: Improved the visuals of the swimming pool on Highway Tampa.

Man it's been a while since my last post, but then again who reads this crap? Am I right? Am I right? Plus I procrastinate more than FEMA. So far I've gotten a new emblem, leveled my ass up and got myself into GameSpot's Team Fortress 2 tournament bonanza.

First round was tonight and It was Team 23 versus Team 24 (Team 24 is my team, or better known as The McLovins) the opposing dudes put up a good fight but in the end we prevailed, so kudos to both teams. Check out the schedule and results here. Wish me (and the team) luck.



Who doesn't want that shweet $200 Best Buy gift card? Shut up, I'm poor.

If you're a fan of the old school Team Fortress Classic, then obviously you love Team Fortress 2, right? I mean come on, you have to.. you better.. or I'll throw something at you. Here's a tech demo for the game, it covers a few interesting details about the design decisions and other neat stuff.

Head on over to the video section and rate it maybe? perhaps even a comment or two?

Half-Life 2: The Orange Box
Release Date: Oct 9, 2007

Some geniuses came up with this ideal fix for the infamous red ring of death, I myself don't own a 360 but I find this to be quite amusing and a time saver really, I mean why send your 360 to the repair shop and have it sent back to you in 3 months when you can just do this nifty little trick in about 3 seconds!

Yup, that's me, kickin that big black ball so it can smash into those little white thingies at the end, and on top of all that, I somehow managed to obtain the magical dark jedi powers and made each pin fall down. If ya care to leave a comment, then by all means leave one here or click hurr.

P.S. Since E3 has come and gone with the wind, I'll be sure to leave my thoughts about the big event soon enough. In the mean time, shweet lookin emblems.

The trailer somehow found its way on the interweb and landed right on YouTube, you can check it out right hurr. From what I've seen, being a Hitman fan myself, it looks interesting, I mean they've got the theme song from Blood Money playing in the trailer, and so far it looks like Agent 47 will be travelling around the world.. killing bad people but, in afancy shmancy way.

[UPDATE] Here's a higher resolution version.

First you had the giant tank-like bat mobile in Batman Begins, and now, we have a tank-like.. bike? Hell I'm sold. Some spoilers ahead so proceed with caution, and in case you were wondering, the bikes' alias is the Tumbler, kinky.

I know I'm uploading this after a long while, but here it is, like I promised. Followed by the reviews and more magical pickchur madness of course. Ladies and gentle smurfs, I give you.. On The Spot Duet, part two. Be sure to leave your ha-ha-ha's and comments, enjoy! *shakes bum*

1UP has some how managed to get a tiny peak at the upcoming shweet game, nicely titled Chains.. Of.. Olympus! Dun-dun-dunnn! Exclusively for the PSP mind you. It's sad but oh so true, looks fantabulous if I do say so myself. Right about now.. I'm starting to regret giving back my own PSP, why oh why did silly me do that! Check out the preview below and be sure to protect your jaw when it hits the floor.

Not too shabby for a chimp like myself, but this was probably the quickest level I've ever gotten to be honest. Plus a new emblem on me wall of shame (told you guys), and what better way to celebrate the joyous occasions than to read an article about a student getting arrested for making a Counter-Strike map that's based on his school. So I went over to my buddy Borat's place and his reaction was weird..

Now see here, I'm not a complete biased person but, good lord I'm sold on this little gimmick. Smart thinking Nintendo, smart thinking (Nintendo probably didn't make this.) Plus I think the metaphor here is that the Wii is a cheap whore and the PS3 is some fat expensive lawyer, and I could've sworn I just made a rhyme or two in this post.. anyhoozelbeez, enjoy the video at my expense, giggidy goo.

Oh and I've just been a wee-bit busy with the outer limits of life, so hopefully I'll be uploading the second part of the OTS duet very soon, sometime this week. Plus the reviews, hehe.

Maybe people will stop their bickering over which system delivers better graphics, and perhaps enjoy this little presentation, but alas we all know that can't be guaranteed. If anything, I'm probably adding fuel to the fire hehe.

*twirls his ridiculously long mustache with an evil look on his face*

Muwahahaha.. I mean.. carry on!

P.S. I've added more wallpapers to my images section, so be sure to check em out. Maybe you'll like one or two?

[EDIT]

GameSpot decided to delete the video since it contained a GameTrailers.com watermark, how rude, but never fear, you can view the video right hurr.

The innernets has something else that's quite entertaining to look at but no touchy-feely if you know what I mean, and that's the precious yet endless amount of console wars.

 
Click to enlarge, foo.

GameSpot had an emblem contest a couple of days ago, and I tried, but I don't think my submission will come any where close to being as good as the others, so bleh to all of em. The contest is over though so tough luck babeh.

The moment you've all been waiting and (possibly) dieing for.. I give you.. the SEXY TIME ON THE SPOT DUETS! Take it away Ryan and Homer!

On a side note, this is part one of what I'd like to call Spotfest, catchy right? Giggidy. Part two will arrive in due time. Plus I finally found the non-procrastinating urge and will-power to finish up God of War 2, so be sure to look for a review purrdy soon by yours truly, not like anyone cares but screw you it makes me feel special.

P.S. I hope Ryan and Homer don't end up adding me to their hit list for this. Pitch forks and spoons I tells ya!

It's here! It's big! and it's in my hands! Erm.. I don't know what you guys are thinkin of but I'm talkin about God of War 2 ya sick pervs.

Spent almost $60 on this baby, Canadian mind you, plus tax and sexy time guarantee. But it's nice to spoil myself every once in a while, but I do it so much that I don't even get a call from me.. I'm such a spoiled little whore. Wait.. what..

I'll write up a sexy review once I'm done with this bad boy, in the mean time, here's what 360 and Wii owners are not holding in their hands. (I'm so sly, like a fox I tells ya.)

I know I don't post alot, but, I think I might actually start doing so. Plus I think I'm gonna make this "funny pic. of the week" thing a.. weekly thing. I got tons of em, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go to my nearest EB Games shop and pre-order God Of War 2. *shakes bum*

Have a hearty laugh on me why dontcha.