I would like it to be known...
... That I am the new Muffin King. The new gender-confused Muffin King, to be exact.
In other words, Brenda and I are now girlfriends* (or girlfreands, as we prefer to call ourselves :B). K? K.
* Despite the jokes about me being gender-confused, I am, in fact, female. Last time I checked, anyway.


