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7 TOS's in 5 Minutes!!!!

Ok this is just bull-sh!t!!! (I would’ve used BUHL instead of bull but im really mad rite now so..) Im so pissed off! Yesterday at around 5:56:13 pm I received a TOS violation! I couldn’t believe it! The mods send ME a stupid TOS??!?!? They need to be TOSing those damn newbies who come and make pointless threads testing our love and loyalty to the show! Its their faults!!! If they didn’t come and talk smack about PB we wouldn’t have to go all psycho on their a$$es and start something with them! Its so unfair these mods need to take some of "those" pills or something! They’ve gone crazy!!!!! Ok so the first TOS was because my signature of hot Went was exceeding the legal length and width (is it my freakin fault hes so damn hot?!?!?!?) so I was like ok whatever then I get another one at 5:56 :48 for disruptive posting cuz in one of those pointless threads by that newbie IT asked if I could please stay on-topic and I replied "No…sorry I cant" I was like what??!?! ok so I try to shake that off…and I refresh the page and what do I see? Another orange envelope! I click on it and sure enough another freakin TOS at 5:57:11 this time for something another newbie said and I got pissed and gave him a piece of my mind! Ok then I refresh the page to get to the WM forum and another orange envelope…im thinking no way! This CANNOT be what I think it is and what is it?! Another TOS at 5:57:58!!!!!! Im goin crazy now!!! So mad!!! I log out and get off the computer im gonna go insane!!! A few minutes later I come back on and log into my account and what do I see?!?!?!? 2 more TOS’s at 5:58:03 and 5:59:59!!!! Now im yelling and screaming at the computer cussing every word from my dictionary (Phatima’s Dictionary for Tv.com Mods) my sister comes and gives me this look like what the hell is wrong wit u and im like back off cuz im pissed!! She just looks at the screen and sees "Prison break forum", rolls her eyes, and walks away! U should have seen my face through all these damn TOS’s… when I got the 1st TOS I was like ok? The 2nd im like whatever! 3rd I was like Hahaha dumba$$es the 4th I was like WTF?!?!? the 5th I was like are u f****** kidding me with this sh!t?!?!? the 6th I was cussing like crazy *************!!! so when I got the 7th one at 6:00:08 my mouth dropped almost to the floor!!! I was like this has to be a f****** joke no one in the history of this website could have intentionally gotten TOS’d 7 times within like 5 minutes?!?!?!? I was in shock!!!! And extremely pissed!!!! Why the hell isn’t there a place to reply to those damn TOS’s ?!?!? how come theres only a delete tab?!?!?!? I would like to give them a TOS for 100 different things!!! Each and everyone they deserve!!!! This is just ridiculous!! How many users have they lost for being so damn uptight?!??! Angel, Tricia, Kori, Caroline, Piaggiovati, Anna, and the list goes on! That’s why the damn forum is so lame and boring nowadays if it weren’t for ppl like me, Wendy, Shortstuff, Enekuri, Widadita, Death Angel, Brittany, Stranger…and so many more regulars (sorry if I didn’t mention u…im pissed off and not thinking straight ) this forum would be dead! People would just read stupid pointless threads by these newbies asking the same stupid questions over and over again cuz theyre too damn lazy to read thru a few pages of posts and come here hatin on PB!!! Look how many posts and contributions we’ve all made together..look how good the WM forum is doing over 10 pages!!! These damn mods need someone to set them straight!! it’s the next day and early in the morning…u would’ve thought I would be calm now!!!! But 7 TOS’s in 5 minutes is not something u get over that easily!

Posted by phatima, 03/26/2007 6:41am
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Damn Crows!!!

Ok so this story is totally true! Brit…its kinda like ur dear story but not that funny! So yesterday me and my mom are in our truck on our way to pick up my brother from school…im the one driving….its about 2:45 pm. I pick up my brother and decide to take a short cut to get to the freeway my moms like it wont make much of a difference just go the long way but im like "ummmm no! this ways 2 minutes faster!" so Im like on a street with cars parked on both sides of road (its an apartment area) so im goin like 40-45 mph even though I know damn well the speed limit is 30-35mph…suddenly we hear something and look up I slow down a little…it’s a crow hovering over our truck…ok weird?!?!? Then out of nowhere theres 2 more big a$$ crows fighting with each other like 3 feet from the ground! I slow down to like 35 mph…suddenly the crows start fighting lower and lower closer to the ground and then with a split second there an inch from my truck so I hit the brake quick but I hear a small I don’t know what u call it, chirp, howl whatever…and then silence! The crows are dead…I ran over them!!! the damn things hit the front of my truck head..or should I say…beak first! L within a matter of seconds I pass over the "scene of the crime" and I see feathers and blood and guts on the road black feathers are all up in the wind swirling around! But that’s not the weird part! Theres only one dead crow on the ground! I am 100% sure that I hit them both but only 1 was on the ground…that could mean only one thing: the second one is stuck to the bottom of my truck somewhere! I still havent checked but im about 99% sure its there….the truck stinks its like this dirty stench that makes ur nostrils hurt!!! Its probably the guts and sh!t!!!! OMG!!! It was crazy!!! My mom started goin all crazy cuz she felt bad for the damn thing! And my brother whose 10 yells out "u should have listened to mom and gone the other way! See what u did! U took two lives to save 2 extra minutes of driving!!!" im like lay off my a$$ ppl it was an accident! My mom kept sayin I should have put my brakes faster and that I should have been drivin on like 20-25mph..like an old lady! I just cant believe the other one is stuck to the bottom of my truck!!!! It was a horrible scene: feathers in the wind, 1 dead crow, blood, guts, bits and pieces of crap all over! The car that was behind me saw it all and when I pulled over to the curb it was this woman and she gave me the weirdest creepiest look I have ever gotten! It was like she owned them or something! The expression on her face was clear: "u killed the damn crows what the hell is wrong wit u??????" she probably would have called the cops or something! Im gonna make my sister go and check to see if the crows still there and then I’ll make her peel it off! Were not talkin to each other rite now! I was just telling my dad the day before how im a good driver (contrary to what my mom and sis think they think im a crazy driver cuz I go too fast!) and have never got a ticket or into an accident or anything like that since ive had my license (April 2006) and after my dad heard about it and he was like "well cant say u never screwed up now!" and he started laughing I was like whatever u guys need to back off and stop blaming it on me….u weren’t the one driving so none of yall know! :roll

Posted by phatima, 03/22/2007 7:03am
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Level 20!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!!! Im finally a level 20!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by phatima, 03/17/2007 9:20am
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Guess Who's Back?!?!?!

Well as those of u who know me probably noticed I havent been around for like 2 weeks…well that’s because the damn mods SUSPENDED my a$$ for a week for a lame a$$ reason: posting these exacts words “try prisonbreakseason2.com” someone had asked in a thread where they could catch up on old episodes of prison break and I posted my message and the next morning I got a TOS violation saying I was suspended for 7 days!!!!! How fukked up is that?!?!?!?!? I was sooooo pissed I wanted to go and immediately make a new account but they had already told me that I would get banned for “suspension dodging” so I knew better! It was so tempting! I could read all u guys’ post and blogs and reviews I just wasn’t allowed to post ANYTHING!!!! I was ready to pull a Stedman…and im not kidding!!! U know what? I can say whatever I want in my blog so Im gonna be honest: I think these mods were just hating on me and my clique! and im sure of it! Wasn’t it ironic that the ppl I talk to most on this forum on and off-topic: Brittany, Kori, Caroline, Tricia, Wendy, and Angel all got suspended…I havent heard from anyone else that was suspended besides the 7 of us!!!! That made me so fukkin mad!!!!! That is so messed up! I mean ok I get why Brit, Kori, Caroline, and Tricia were suspended cuz they were potty mouthed and to sexual and they probably tried to do some dodging but Wendy Angel and Me?!?!?!?! what the fukk is up with that?!?!?!? we barely ever talked bad and we almost always kept our language clean….and the reason they suspended me for was just pure bullsh!t!!!!! when they suspended me I knew rite away they were just hating!!!! Cuz me and Caroline kept bringing up the gurlz and saying we missed them and suddenly Caroline got suspended and the next day so did I and then they gave me some stupid a$$ reason for what they did! Whatever I missed sooo much becuz of them!!! And then I e-mailed them politely with clean language asking them EXACTLY why I was suspended and they didn’t even bother to reply!!!!! That’s just plain rude!!!! Then I went to the forum where ppl report their problems and read all these threads talkin about how these mods are soooo rude sometimes! so to the mods if ur reading this and u probably are: next time u decide to suspend me plz give me a damn good reason for it!!!! anyways its weird but I do feel kinda special…stupid as it sounds I am proud to say me and my gurlz got our a$$es suspended all together!!! I did not feel left out at all knowing that 6 of my gals also got the boot!!!! nah but I missed them and ALL of u great ppl here…u guys are the sweetest!!! and im glad to have “met” all of u! And one more thing I came up with a name for me and my gang : (Me, Brittany, Kori, Caroline, Tricia, Wendy, and Angel) are all now known as THE QUEENS OF CONTROVERSY!!!! (Q.O.C) I don’t know about u guys…but I luv it! It totally suits us bada$$ gurlz for getting our butts kicked off of here! Ok now I before I got suspended I had wrote (altered) a song for The Queens of Controversy…hope u guys like: Phatima: “Without Us” (Intro 1) “Phatima. Real Name No Gimmicks…” (Intro 2) 7 tv.com girls go round the outside, Round the outside, round the outside… 7 tv.com girls go round the outside, Round the outside, round the outside… Female voice: oooooohhh (Intro 2) Guess who’s back, back again The Queens are back, tell your friends Guess who’s back, Guess who’s back, Guess who’s back, Guess who’s back, Guess who’s back, Guess who’s back, Guess who’s back, Nannananananananana… (Verse 1) We’ve created a monster, cuz these mods don’t want to See us bad girls no more they want goody two-shoes But they’re screwed Well if you want good girls, then this is what I’ll give ya A little bit of us mixed with some sweet sugar Somethin sweet that’ll jumpstart my heart quicker Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital By Brittany when I’m not cooperating When I’m rocking the table while Angel’s operating “Hey” Tricia waited this long now stop debating, I’m tryin to rap so stop speculating I know that you got a job Ms. Wendy But Caroline and Kori’s relationship is complicated So the Mods won’t let us be Or let me be me so let me see They suspended our a$$es from TV But it feels so empty without me So, come on and dip, give us some tips, F*** that, wiggle your hips, and lick your lips And get ready, cuz this sh!t’s about to get heavy We just settled all our suspensions, F*** you ladies!!! (Chorus 2X) (I said) Now this looks like a job for Kori So everybody just follow Wendy and Brittany Cuz Tricia and Caroline need a little controversy Cuz it feels so empty without Angel and Me (Verse 2) Little hellions like Me, Brit, and Kori feelin rebellious Embarrassed cuz Angel, and Wendy don’t know this Caroline starts feelin like a prisoner, actin all helpless “Til Tricia comes along on a mission and yells “B!TCH” A visionary, Kori is scary and can start a revolution Pollutin the internet waves a rebel So Angel revels and basks In the fact that no one wants to kiss Wendy’s a$$ And it’s a disaster, such a catastrophe For Brittany to see so damn much of my a$$ you ask for me? Well we’re back (batman music) fix your bent antennae Tune it in and then we’re gonna enter in And up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention back for the winter We’re interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting everyone’s ears and nesting Testing: “Attention Please” Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me Here’s Tricia, and Caroline but Brittany is free A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me? (Chorus 2X) (Verse 3) A tisk-it a task-it, I kick anyone a$$ who’s talking this sh!t that sh!t Tricia’s attractive, Wendy will get you’re a$$ kicked Worse than them little PB hatin ba$tards And Brittany, you can get stomped by Kori You 36 year old bald headed B!tch B*** me You don’t know me, you’re too old Lets go its over, nobody listens to techno Now lets go, just give us the signal We’ll be there with a new list of insults We’ve been crazy, suspenseful with a pencil Ever since Angel turned herself into a symbol But sometimes when sh!t just seems Everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean we’re disgusting But its just me, im just obscene Yes, we are the first Queens of Controversy and We are the worst thing since Caroline’s one night fling To do bad music so selfishly And use it to get ourselves wealthy “Hey” theres a concept that works 20 million other bad rappers emerge But no matter how many times they suspend me It’ll be so empty without me (Chorus 2X) leave ur comments: Good or Bad!
Posted by phatima, 02/24/2007 9:01am
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Chicago!!!

Holy Sh!t!!!!!! OMG!!! This was the BEST Prison Break episode EVER!!!!!!! it was soooooo sexy, hot, tempting, good, sweet, beautiful, gut-wrenching, exciting, jam-packed, explosive, thrilling, expressive, exquisite, top-notch, first-class, kick-ass, surprising, shocking, wentilicious, heart-racing, hopeful, craving, ravenous, longing, pasHionate, sizzling, intense episode yet!!!! And the fact that they start the episode off with a MiSa reunion……brilliant!!!! when Sara got off the train and Michael just looked at her he looked so satisfied and u could tell he just wanted to grope her right there in public!!!! when they embraced each other and said hi and hugged I was like "awwww" I had tears in my eyes!!!! it was the cutest thing I have ever seen and then when mike had his eyes closed when he was hugging like he wanted to soak up the moment and never lose it…..I was like OMG!!!! Soooooo sweet!!! and when there eyes meant I was like "this was totally worth the wait!!!!" when sara saw that kellerman was the one helping the bros out u could tell she wanted to rip his head off…and so did I that S.O.B was totally askin for it!!!! and when mike and linc pushed him against the wall I was yellin "kill him Michael!!!!!" and when Michael let go I was just sooooo mad!!!!! I also really liked the scenes with linc and sara it was sooo adorable…like the future brother-in-law and sister-in-law!!! and when linc touched her arm and tried to comfort sara…that was priceless!!!! So heart-warming!!!! and when they got in the train and the scene in the bathroom…I was on the brink of a heart attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had 911 on speed-dial!!!!!! I melted when they FINALLY kissed and I had tears runnin down my face and I was just like "awwwwww" theyre meant to be together!!!!! and when their lips finally met…..OMG!!!! I was like "GOD how can one man be sooo **** hot?!?!?!?!?"....this is insane my heart was in my ears!!!!!!! I was like "Man …those lips those eyes that touch that face that body this man…..god!!! I was totally havin an orgy!!!! ….they were totally gonna, as I like to call it "get down and dirty…well…mike was already down we were just about to see some skin he totally wanted some suga' and sara did too and she just wanted to go on kissing him and they both had this spark in their eyes and they were both smiling mischievously like they couldn’t wait to get it on rite then and there and the damn po po’s come into the picture and screw it all up!!!!! I was like fukk the police why the fukk did they have to come and fukk up the **** hot MiSa moment rite then and there!?!?!?!?!?!? if they hadn’t come in and ruined it MiSa would totally be getting it on and I could be sooo happy!!!!! So much for my happiness! Oh yeah forgot to mention the thing sara said rite b4 the kiss "the first thing they tell u when u get the job is never fall in love with an inmate" that is like THE quote of season 2 of PB!!!!! So sweet, cute, loving, and honest!!! loved that!!!! And then when they finally did get out how mike was so protective of sara!!!! and then towards the end of the epi when he says "me too" like he loves her too….."awwwww" too f******* cute!!!!! ooohhhh and the second best part after the kiss, of course, was sara choking the bastard…kellerman she got soooo pissed off she could have cold-bloodedly shot him!!!!! And I wish she had….but nevertheless….chokin him and makin him feel like he was gonna die and seein how long he could go without air….that was BRILLIANT to say the least…paul totally got owned!!!! serves him rite for bein a M*****F*****!!!!!!!! I was just yellin "go sara go!!!!!" and kick his ass!!" she totally got him back and to see the look on is face it was utter shock like he was thinking "wtf?!?!? How is she so f****** strong?!?!?" that was great!!!! Ok now I said almost everything I have to say about this episode!!! It was PERFECT!!!! Now we just have to wait 2 more **** weeks for a new epi!!!!

Posted by phatima, 02/06/2007 6:37am
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