Things are pretty warped at the moment. Had a fall out with a hanger on who thought we were friends. Its a shame really. We could have been. But alas. It is time to move on.

I think I might write something. I haven't written anything in months. Shameful, Shameful.

Anyway. heres somthing fun.

TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked carwith sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3.Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask: "do you want fries with that?"

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In'.

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everybody has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For sexual favours'.

7. Finish all your sentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy'.

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a straight face.

11. Specify that your drivethrough order is 'to go'.

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM scream 'I won! I won!'

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'

19. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'

20. Reply to this blog and make a crazy little girl smile.

X-Files 2 came out today!!!!!

There is no word, but

*SQUEEE!*

For some reason we got it on the 24th. Bwahaha Australia rocks. But I'll only see it on the 26th. Bugger. I've made reservations with my sister, Smeagol & Keren, Alex and Steph. The paper gave it an evil review and I wanted to slap someone. But I had to go school.

I had such a random day today. Firstly, it was three degrees when I had to walk to school. Then when I got to school we had to wait outside for the stupid substitute because my teacher is getting her tooth fixed. She also constantly tells us random information about herself. And then Su (who stole my book ) was annoying me by asking the time every two minutes and copying my work and Jake was badgering me about some crap and Jack kept throwing things into the bin over my head. And he got whiteout on me. And that was just English. Lol I'm ranting again. Sorry.

I got no work done in maths because Julian and Razi were arguing about who invented ripping people's legs off. Yes I'm friends with a lot of crazy people. But at least I got a lolly.

Steph wasn't at school because of an "incident" involving a scary guy from her dance cla$s From what she told me he sounded like a pedo, although this whole thing sounds a little blown out of proportion. Steph has spent too much time in private girl schools. Moving to a co-ed public school must be what its like to move from a small country town to New York City.

Bones is on, but I've seen this one. It's the exploding soccer mom one. Smeagol got it from Thailand. People are alweays saying how Bones is like the X-Files, but it ain't. Admittedly BB is a little MSRish. Just a little. But the show is different. It's funnier and there's no conspiracy. I will always love The X Files more. ALWAYS. Don't kill me Smeagol.

I am freezing my tuchas off so I am going to turn on the heaters.

Thats better. Oh look SVU is on. The one where Elle Fanning sets fire to Beck's place. Now Elliot just got stabbed with a pen. Poor baby. I wish Olivia was there.

I've just gotten into Dexter. YAY DEXTER! There's a book too, which I am currently reading. It has Michael C Hall on the front. There are another two.

Is it just me or does MCH look funny when he's not David (Six Feet Under)? I have a strange urge to shave him and force him into a suit, and I close my eyes whenever he kisses Darla. Er... Rita. *sighs* I miss SFU.

I'm tired so I'll watch the rest of SVU and go to bed. I'm sorry about the extreme randomness. Really.

Night Night.

I haven't blogged in a while, and for that I am very sorry.

But I have a reason!!

I had exams and hockey and and...

That's not a reason. That's an excuse.

Well that was scary. I'm sorry scary voice in my head. I won't do that again.

Damn right.

o_O

anyway...

I got the results of my Exams back last week.

And I didn't fail a single thing!

(Although I could have done better in Maths...)

Maths - 60% (although the average was 65)

Geography - 75%

English - 94% (Damn right b!tches. Top of my cla$$. Stupid principal thought you could punish me for no reason...)

And for some reason I haven't got my science one back. My teacher is withholding information. I really can't think of any reason why, because last science lesson all we did was name as many Mr Men as we could think of.

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The Happening is out!

But Smeagol is in Phuket (Lol Phuket) and I promised I'd see it with her and now Keren is bugging me and sending threatening messages via my nine year old sister... Yes I live in Crazy Town.

Next week we have this dodgy Reach workshop. They already went to Smeagol & Keren's school (my old school) so I know what to expect. Apparently its these dodgy randoms telling us to "improve our high school experience with positive thinking." *Shudders* Please, Kill me now.

All the girls at my old school were getting all emotional and crying, except for Smeagol. She's heartless, like me. I'll share the disturbing details later.

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I finally got a new hockey stick. It may not souynd like a big deal, but you should have seen the one I had to use ALL OF THIS SEASON. Its Isabella's, so its tiny. And my other one broke in half and gave me a naaasty blood blister that stayed for two months...

I'm going to stop talking now.

ciao, Julia.

This...

is...

the...

50TH BLOG POST!!!!!

Partay.

and now for something random...

Well that was fun.

Bones is on so I'm off to watch.

I just spent six hours of my life doing an assessment task for art. For the second time. My a$$hole teacher lost the first one, and therefore decided that I should be punished. Now the highest grade I can get is a 50%. Those bastards...

The task was to write a response about this art exhibition we went to see last term. It wasn't even a good exhibition. It was boring and repetetive and I could think of a hundred things I could have been doing instead.

I will never have those six hours back. They are gone. Forever.

*stabs teacher*