A very drunken celebration

On Friday just passed I finished my GCSE's and as alot of you know that were doing your GCSE's we were all overjoyed to be finished so i went out for a good nights celebrating and when i say that I mean a bottle of some really cheap wine a few staggers around Derry's Historic walls after a finished bottle of wine I was stumbling quite a bit and everytime i blinked it seemed as if a few hours passed and they just might have but the worst thing is apparently i was very busy that night just a few examples would be , I saved someones life, I fell down some stairs, I held alot of unknown hands. But i gotta say the best thing was saving the guys life because i was drunken hero for like 5 mins. So the moral is don't drink cheap wine and bring a designated driver chhhh