Happy Birthday to me, I guess. 16 now, so I can official steal a car.

taban12 | April 25, 2007

"ur gay cena can wipp ur ass in 2 **** seconfs **** u jus hatin ur ass is not lke his and u a hater yea i thought shut ur mouth i loe cena and ur ASSSSS sucks ****"

 I really wish these people knew how to spell.

Wow, this is my first blog, well, as rinsendry anyway. Here are my top 10 Family Guy lines:

10. Peter: Govement came an' took ma' baby!

9.  Joe: If I were a chick, I'd press my bare boobs up against bare glass just for the SEXUAL THRILL! THE SEXUAL THRILL!

8. Meg: I'm not a dog you fat son of a bi*tch!

7.  Peter: Why do you close you eyes when we make love?

6. Quagmire: Hello, and welcome to another edition of Midnight Q. Tonight we're gonna enjoy some jazz from Charles Mingus. Norman Maylor's here to read an excerpt from his latest work. And we also have a girl from Omaha hiding a banana. We're gonna find out where. Giggity giggity. Giggity goo. Stick around.

5. Lois: Oh, Brian, I can't believe they fired you! How come you never told us you dropped out of college?
Chris: I, I saw an after-school special about that! It didn't work out too well for Kristy McNichol, but, then again, nothing did...

4. Stu: I'm sorry. That's never happened before.
Fran: What? The eight seconds of sex, or the forty minutes of crying afterwards?

3. Peter: Come on Lois, let's get busy maybe in the garden, right here, Spiderman!

2. Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama!  Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma!  Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi!

1. Peter: You know what really Grinds my Gears? You America, f*ck you! Diane?