Alright, so I've seen so many hilarious things on the various game forums that I've decided to start a kinda sorta book with the funniest quotes I can find. Post one, let's go!

From BF2142 forums

The_ Red_Hunter: [needs help] Common, throw me a bone here.
Seba079: Chicken bone ok?
The_ Red_Hunter: I will hurt you seba.

The_ Red_Hunter: If you have "mad" flying "skillz" then you can get a pretty good amount of kills "homie".

From the GFAQ Ltd. Xfire forums

Seba079: I'm always happy!
GFAQs Ltd. Admin: I blame drugs for that.