Yes let us all rejoice because my exams are finished. My hand feels like it's about to fall off but my exams are finished. I probably failed RE because I slept in when I should have been revising and was almost late for the exam but who cares?

My exams are finished! Alleluia! Alleluia! Allel- Well, you get the just of where that's going...

How have you all been? I know I have dissapeared for a week but that was because of those stupid exams which did I mention already are finished? Well, they are so now I'm interested in what is going on with all of you so if you want to tell me then you can...

You know I am sick of thhis. This is technically the second time this had happened. A fricking bird flew into my bedroom again because some idiot left my bedroom window wide open and I mean WIDE OPEN. It was practically screaming for a bird to just go flying in and sh*tting on my bedroom door.

Yes, people I had bird sh*ting on my bedroom door. Thank god it wasn't near the bed otherwise I would probably be sleeping in the kitchen by choice.

I was literally trying to get a bird to fly out my window and have I ever mentioned I do not like birds in my room. I don't mind them flying in the sky, doing what birds do but once you have one trying to sh*t it's heart out in my room. Well that's where I have a problem.

Eventually I got it out before iut got to anything other than the door.

I'm planning to locik my window when I go out for a while be3cause i have a sneaking suspiscion this is my brother's doing. Well, obviously he didn't get a bird to go in but after the last time it's happened, I think he has been the one who has been the one opening my window way wider than is needed just to get something to fly in.

If you saw the look on his face after it happened then you might agree with me.

Seeya...

Oh I am so tired! No seriously I am soooooooooooooooooooooo tired. I spent over three hours doing english coursework which I was meant to have in on monday but seeing as I'm the procrastinator that I am I just had to go and convince myself to start it at 11 o' clock at night. I am my own worst enemy and because of it I have a headache and I'm sleep deprived...

Why must we do coursework? Why must we have tests? These are the things I ask myself when I'm sleep deprived and sometimes when I'm not. And what's worse is I have exams in less than two weeks and I haven't done any revision. And I really need to learn math as I haven't been paying attention all year so I'm pretty much screwed.

Okay so one thing people find strange about me is the fact I am like somepletely tolerant to heat. For example it has actually been warm over here in Ireland (Woohoo...) and everyone keeps going on about how hot it is. So when I say that it isn't warm they all look at me like I've got an alien stuck on my face. I mean maybe there is an alien on my face, who knows?

Wait, I've just checked. Free of aliens. Is it weird the fact that I'm not even remotely warm when everyone else says they are dying of heat?

Now I am going to go off and dream of sleep.

Dear god this has to be the most funny and at the same time disgusting thing that has ever happened. Yes my internet friends the toilet exploded. Well, not literally but the stuff inside it did. And guess what or who it exploded on?

A teacher! Yes a teacher, although not many people like him as a teacher. I don't think anyone ever deserves to have...well, we all know what's in a toilet, come up on a person. I am not using the school toilets at all. I am not even risking that happening to me and I am not the only one who would agree with me on that.

Would you like to know why a toilet exploded all that stuff out? Well, keep reading. Remember in yesterday's blog about the disaster that was the toilets. Yes, the 7th years destroyed the toilets and blocked all the toilets. And unfortunitely there was a toilet nearby on the same floor using the same system as the blocked up toilets and one thing led to another and we all ended up seeing a teacher having the unfortunate circumstances of being covered in sewage.

Forget about the fish, although it still smells a little iffy around here, imagine what he smelt like. It was truly truly disgusting.

Oh and the teachers were pissed off, let me tell you. Not just the one...well, you get the picture in what he was covered in, but they can't do anything. And that just pissed them off more. Plus they can't pinpoint exactly who blocked the toilets and the are finished...well, basically. A few have a few orals or exams but they are basically free of this place.

That's all from me. Watch out for exploding toilets.

Ok so it still stinks but it's not as bad but in order to maintain a healthy breathing capabilities, that is not having the taste of fish in my mouth every time I take a breath, I am going to keep this blog short.

So every year the ones about to leave forever damage the school - not always completely damaging. It's mainly pranks. I mean if you can get away with it then why not? I can't wait for my year although I'm not goign to go extreme like some people.

Who really put rotten fish in the ventalation staff on a hot day?

Let me tell you - Idiots! Beacuase they forget that they have to be inside the school with the rotten fish smell hanging about along with the rest of us poor sods.

See how more idiotic can you get? Let me tell you - not much!

Oh so other than the toilets being vandalised. Seriously imagine toilet paper in all the wrong places. Tomato ketchup and mustard making an appearance. Blocked toilets and a large array of make up on the mirrors. Although one thing they did use on the mirrors to create a make up person - very artistic. And lets not forget the all mighty rotten food fight that went on in there. Luckily I wasn't there when it was happening but what is this year's fascination with rotten food?

Oh and in a totally unrelated thing. A girl on my class ended up on the wrong end of an explosion. Luckily it wasn't anything damaging but it was near a bunsen burner so it was hot. No burns lucky her but your truly was only seconds away from being in the firing line. I was at the table beside her and had I not went looking for limewater then I would have had my uniform turned white and a few burns (not serious ones though - the girl who did get the stuff on her was fine).

Strange day. I've gotta go now. I need fresh air again. God it stinks. At least they found it on the same day this time. Last year they couldn't find it for three days.

Seeya