You know I am sick of thhis. This is technically the second time this had happened. A fricking bird flew into my bedroom again because some idiot left my bedroom window wide open and I mean WIDE OPEN. It was practically screaming for a bird to just go flying in and sh*tting on my bedroom door.

Yes, people I had bird sh*ting on my bedroom door. Thank god it wasn't near the bed otherwise I would probably be sleeping in the kitchen by choice.

I was literally trying to get a bird to fly out my window and have I ever mentioned I do not like birds in my room. I don't mind them flying in the sky, doing what birds do but once you have one trying to sh*t it's heart out in my room. Well that's where I have a problem.

Eventually I got it out before iut got to anything other than the door.

I'm planning to locik my window when I go out for a while be3cause i have a sneaking suspiscion this is my brother's doing. Well, obviously he didn't get a bird to go in but after the last time it's happened, I think he has been the one who has been the one opening my window way wider than is needed just to get something to fly in.

If you saw the look on his face after it happened then you might agree with me.

Seeya...