You guys totally fell for it.
Interesting titles make people clicky.

Anyways, a few interesting things will happen, but since I'm still very deep in Level 3 of BLOGGER'S BLOG I'll just have to make another list.

Today in american history, our teachers daughter got sick and he had to leave before cIass started. We waited out the entire cIass period with no teacher. Nobody even stopped in to check on us. BOY, MANAGEMENT SURE IS COMMITED.

Another cross country meet. I came in 88th out of 120-ish and with a time of 26:28. A great improvement, considering I was around 32:27 in my first meet.

I finished Brisingr. I absolutely HATED a few chapters before the end, Shadow of Doom or something, but it really got into my skin. Also, Angela is hilarious.


I can't stop listening to Float On by Modest Mouse. AND WE'LL ALL FLOAT ON OKAAAYYY*coughcough*

I want a new DS game, any ideas? I'm thinking either N or Final Fantasy 3.

Lawl.

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Sorry for the unblogging I've been doing lately, I've kinda been in a slump.

Anyways, Brisingr is FINALLY out. For any who don't know what it is, it's the third in the Inheritance Cycle (although I'm sure it was a trilogy in Eldest), with Eragon and Eldest before it. I haven't actually started, because along with getting it I bought Point Blank and Skeleton Key, books 2 and 3 in the Alex Rider series...Nothing else to say really.

Following up on the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. report, X16 AND X10 WERE SCARY. Also, I got Fraps and took some screenshots, which can be viewed Here. They're not very good, but it's kinda hard to take photos while also yelling BOOM, HEADSHOT and trying to avoid dying and stuff.

Also, last night on Toonami it said that was the final broadcast. Good bye winnage, hello **** other wierd thing nobody will like.

Witty blog material expired. Shutting down in 3....
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Hola everybody, soy un perdedor

I've got a few things to say FINAAALLYY. Took long enough for life to hand me something actually worth talking about.

First off, STALKER news. I'll put it in list form because I can.
1 )BLOODSUCKERS ARE SCARY.
2 )CONTROLLERS ARE SCARY.
3 )PSEUDOGIANTS ARE SCARY.
4 )X18 WAS SCARY.
5 )X16 AND X10 ARE GOING TO BE SCARY.
6 )The Monlith guys are a bunch of psychos, Freedom is a bunch of anarchists, Military is a bunch of sadists, Duty is a bunch of stick-ups, and the Loners are the only cool guys. The zombies are also cool, but you can't join them without getting owned by the Brain Scorcher.
7 )Marked One is a pretty cool guy, he tries to kill himself and doesn't afraid of anything!
8 )I overhyped bloodsuckers to a friend and he jumped out of his seat after his first one.
9 )Bloodsuckers are the godmods of STALKER. They do a bunch of damage, they're fast, and they turn invisible. Cheaters.
10 )Bandits must grow on trees, they are EVERYWHERE.
11 )Whoever came up with the pseudogiant must've had a very cruel sense of humor.
12 )I'm going to die so fast in Chernobyl NPP.

Next, I had my first Cross Country meet yesterday. It was burning up and i did the 3.1 in about 31:27. I consider that pretty good, since there was about 80 or so people there and I came in nowhere near last.

My neighbor got up out of bed and fell. I don't know how it happened, what she broke, or anything, but she's in the hospital right now

I'm out of material but before I go, TANCRED SPAM BLCOK SHIELD BARRIER ACTIVATE!
*crickets*

OHSHI-

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So, an hour or so ago I bought a comic-ish book called My Dead Girlfriend after finding no good manga to buy. It follows Finney Bleak, your average high schooler. Now, the Bleaks are a wierd family. Wierd, because they all die in RIDICULOUSLY stupid ways. Take Cornelius Bleak for example. He was a sea captain who had premonitions of being eaten by a great white shark, so he planned to retire after one last voyage. However, his crew had had enough and decided to mutiny and make him walk the plank. Seeing sharks in the water, he decided to shoot himself with a gun he kept in his back pocket. Well....My. Bleak wasn't exactly the best shot in the world, so he only grazed his forehead, causing him to stumble back into the sharp end of a cutlass. The bullet kept on going, right into a barrel of conviniently misplaced GUNPOWDER. The resulting explosion destroyed his crew and sent him sky-high, where he promptly fell into the waiting jaws of a great white shark. The rest of his family have equally idiotic deaths, but I won't get into that. Back to Finney. Finney lives in the happy little town of Purgatory Falls and attends Mephisto Prep, where zombies, aliens, etc. also attend and he is singled out for being the only normal person/sentient being. Every two months in his town the Barney and Brimstone county fair comes into town. two months prior to the book his family visited. So he meets a girl named Jenny and they fall in love and blah blah blah. Stuff happens, his parents are electrocuted in the tunnel of love, all in good fun. The rest is mostly spoilers, so read it yourself. It's a great book, but the second isn't out yet and it's fairly short. Read nao.

OH, and yes, that was my monthly blog. I know nothing can surpass the awesomeness that was my last one, but I tried.

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Ello everyone.

This will be a fairly short blog, cause I'm in the middle of playing STALKER SHADOW OF CHERNOBYL and getting owned by electric stuff and dogs.

So basically it takes place in the area around Chernobyl in the year 2012. More radiation stuff happened, and mutants are EVERYWHERE. You are the marked one, otherwise known as a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. You are in a body truck, a truck which carries bodies away from the Zone (more on that later) to who knows where. Suddenly BAM! An electric flash out of nowhere flies out and strikes your truck! Ohnoes! Later, some guy in Matrixy-style clothing runs out and carries you off to some guy eating a chicken leg. You talk, you get a mission, etc. Overall it is an EXTREMELY fun game, and also EXTREMELY huge. It's like an Elder Scrolls game with mutants and guns and fat guys eating chicken. All in good fun.

That's about it, one warning though. Don't go into tunnels. EVER. You die all fast-like.

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