Live Earth Day
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YES ITS LIVE EARTH DAY
So i hope you are all out there doing your thing..and watching the LIVE EARTH CONCERTS that are being broadcast all over the world.
The One in the United Kingdom is just brilliant.
So my Blog is short its just go and watch ....listen.. .and do something for this planet earth so that someday
your descendents will have a planet to see..
I love Tigers and Polar Bears and they are so endangered..so we must make sure they survive..
(pictures would be here)
(but tv.com not working..)
So we must all do something to help..
SO THATS ALL FROM ME..
EVERYONE JUST GO TO
GIVE IF YOU CAN OR JUST SUPPORT AND DO IT
GO AND DO YOUR THING..( It all helps)
WATCH ..LOOK.. LISTEN..AND DO..
SO GET TO IT..
LOTS OF LOVE
SHARON XXX
Ps...I have tried to insert Pictures but tv.com will not let me...sorry..they were good ones too..
Blink and you Miss Me!!!!
Sorry Guys...
I have n been around much..I recently started to work for my self...and business recently just got manic.
I have not had time to be on TV.com so I apologise for not commenting and reading blogs...and I have just got a new Client and I am busy doing some training..
So I will try to pop over to your blogs
but please stay with me..
things will calm down ( I hope)
I WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL SOON
So I luvs ya all....
OH and just to let you all know
DJ_MRT had
a car accident on Monday
in Turkey..the car rolled over a few times and him and his family had to spend time in the hospital. ( there was DJ,his wife, his son, and his mother in the Car)
They are all bruised, they hurt obviously ..(his son is Okay thank god ) as you would expect if your car had rolled over a few times..the only one really hurt was his mother..she has hurt her back..its not serious but very painful, she has to wear some sort of corset for the next 4 - 6 weeks.
So you must all go and wish himwell..he is on Bed Rest!!
So I am sure he would love it if we all went to his bed to see him...ha ha ha ha
Iam sure he would love it if you commented on his blog..
So everyone take care
and see ya soon
bye for now
luvs
Sharon xxxxx
A Mother had 3 Virgin Daughters
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.
They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"!
Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.

It said: "Good till the last drop".
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Rothmans"
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack: "Extra Long. King Size"

She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "South African Airways"
Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.

The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mom fainted..!!!!!
THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY GETS
UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET;
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY AND THAT SHE
WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND
I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE
CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST THAT BELONGS IN
ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE
SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON
AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE
WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO
REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED
TO A BLONDE & I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH,
I'M SORRY."
SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID
TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
WAIT 4 IT?!?!??
I TOLD HER, "FIRST " ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON!

Happy Monday Girls...
Well thats it from me lots of work to do and too little time to do it in...
Have a great day.
Love
Sharon xxxx
Very short ....blog....
Hi Everyone..
This is a short blog as i just dont seem to have any time today, but i just wanted to return the favour and give Lin a picture back..after she very kindly gave me a picture in her blog
and I wanted to give Entity her prize for being first on my blog yesturday..
So first this is for Lin (LMH68..)

Now I am sure Lin will enjoy getting them all clean....
oh and Lin i found this..(we had a little chat earlier about these..)..nice butts...

and for Entity..

Now dont go drinking it all at once...
Oh and this is for Joey...

And I thought JD might like this for arranging great Saturday night entertainment..

so thats all folks
So yes thats it..but please feel free to comment about anything you want...
And if my Dream Lover is out there...
I'll be waiting in the Usual Place..
possibly dressed like this..
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So have a great Monday.....

Love Sharon xxx
Where Have All The Cowboys Gone..?
Howdy Partners
Now my blog title is a song..first to guess it wins a prize...
Well its a beautiful day here in little old South Oxfordshire(thats were I live)
So I will make this blog quite short..as the Sun is waiting for me...
So for your entertainment i have some nibbles for you..
and some of these..
So.....
Now Yes Where Have all The Cowboys Gone??
well i found them here...of all places
Never thought I would find them there.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkp9OXAVD88

and
Then I found these hotties
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybXwxyK81IY
and then I found Cowboys doing this..its amazing ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8
and so the boys dont feel left out...a little something for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqs_tRVly40
Now for some Cowboy Jokes
A cowboy is riding across the plains of the old west, when he is captured by Indians. The tribe puts him on trial for crimes against the Indian Nation, and he is found guilty.
"You have been sentenced to death," said the Chief, "but, as is our custom, you have three wishes to make as your last requests."
The cowboy thought for a minute and said, "Well, for my first wish, I'll need my horse."
"Give him his horse," said the Chief.
The cowboy whispered something into the horse's ear, and the horse took off like a shot across the prairie. Twenty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful blonde woman on its back. The cowboy looked at this, shrugged his shoulders, and helped the young lady off the horse. He then took her into the woods and had his way with her.
"Second wish," said the Chief.
"I'll need my horse again," said the cowboy.
"Give him his horse," said the Chief.
Once again, the cowboy whispered into the horse's ear, and once again the horse rode off over the prairie. Thirty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful brunette on its back.
The cowboy looked up and shrugged, helped the young lady off the horse, and went into the woods, same reason as before.
"This is your last wish," said the Chief, "make it a good one."
"I'll need my horse again."
"Give him his horse," said the Chief.
The cowboy grabbed each side of the horse's head, and put his face right up to the horse's.
"I said POSSE!"
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Glad We Have Chapstick...
The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.
"Howdy, stranger..."
"Howdy, Sheriff..."
The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, and stepped up on the walk and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon. "Hold on there, Mister..."
"Sheriff?"
"Did I just see what I think I just saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped lips..."
"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked."
Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em.
And finally ...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.
He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride with
no experience.
On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up
and started to get ready for bed. When they get into bed,
they start exploring each other's bodies.
Things are going fine until the bride discovers her
husband's penis "Oh my", she says, "What is that?"
"Well, darlin", the cowboy says, "That's ma rope".
She slides her hands further down and gasps.
"Oh my goodness. What's them?" she asks.
"Honey, them's my knots", he answers.
Finally, the couple begin to make love. After several minutes,
the bride says, "Stop honey. Wait a minute".
Her husband, panting a little, asks, "What's the matter honey?
Am I hurting you?"No", the bride replies. "Just undo them damn knots.I need more rope!"![]()
So we are at the end of my Blog....I hope you all enjoyed it....
Yes we do...
.. So I hope you all
have a great Sunday...
Luvs Ya...Sharon.....![]()




