From Adminasaurus Rex!

"djskazii the great"

Hi everyone.i'll try to write one joke per 2 days(!) from now on.Tell me what you think about it.

Before starting, there are some rules

1) Don't advertise. Unless you're paying for one of those banners you don't get to sell your product here. You will be banned from my Journal. And mocked. And lose customers!!

2) Don't post links to shock sites. You know what I'm talking about. You will be banned. Hardcore Pornography falls under this as well....but it all depends on the picture. if she's cute/sexy enough...i may as well put it as my sig....hell yeh!

3)Do not Spam. This is not AIM. You will be banned(holy crap, whats this banned thing i'm talking about here?). Also, do not continually post the same thing in all forums. You will likely be banned.

4)Don't insult. Really.say what you want to me but please not to other members  

5)before posting your jokes,"USE WARNING" if its,you know,not that appropriate.

6)Enjoy yourselves, this is meant to be fun...nothing else.Be Famous Submit a Joke.

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Now the jokes:

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.

Hello, and welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional...