Chip the Wolf says: brush your teeth!!

During Social Studies today, we had to research a Fortune 500 company, and I chose General Mills, cuz they make cereal. And today, I was looking at stuff, and decided why not edit some info on wikipedia? I know it's insanely dorky, but it was either that, and goof around with it, or look at the GM stock exchange.

They may be gone by the time you read them so...

The snack that's outta wack! LUCKY CHARMS!!!  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucky_Charms#Taglines

Chip the Wolf says: brush your teeth! I put 2007 on, so maybe some idiot will read it and be like "that's a weird new motto." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookie_Crisp#Taglines

I told some people and they were like "that's wrong." But as I pointed out "If you're reading the Lucky Charms page on wikipedia, you got some problems."

FUNNIES!!!!! (about the Eagles)

Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".  

Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts.  

Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado? A: To the Eagles new stadium - they never get a touchdown there!  

Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring? A:  A thief.  

Q: Why doesn't Harrisburg, PA have a professional football team? A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.  

Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.  

Q: How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl? A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!  

Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Philadelphia Eagles.  

you don't even have to like football to know those are hilarious (and I'm an Eagles fan!)

s to the d to the 7-6!!!