True story. Alcohol helps though.
Lots and lots of it. The past 2 weeks I've been drowning in a sea of booze, cigs and McDonalds. I don't think I could get any fatter. It's disgustingly awesome.


Uni is as directionless as always. I have no idea what I'm doing there. Such a huge waste of time.
BUT a good thing is, that the many hours a day I spend at uni, just waiting for my next class, I've got some great podcast listening done! I think I've listened to at least 40 hours of podcasts. Mainly Kim's "Upside Down and Halfway to Happyland" podcast. It's pretty good. I just finished all the episodes today, and I'm waiting for part 2 of the "Restless" discussion to be released in a couple of days.

It's a pretty good show. It's introduced to some stuff which I'm looking forward to checking out. Like Buffy Between the Lines which is an audio drama podcast that I think takes place in between the Buffy seasons. I've been told it's pretty funny.


I also just recently (through a Whedon news podcast called "Joss'd!" which pretty much talks about everything Joss Whedon, and everyone he's ever looked at...) heard about a new internet sci-fi/musical/comedy webseries called Cabonauts! Every episode will guest star some cool sci-fi actor person. And they'll randomly burst into song. The first episode has Miracle Laurie and James C. Leary, who played Clem on Buffy. Click here to watch the trailer on dailymotion.com.


Also, EVERYBODY needs to check out The Spuffy Song. But be warned: it will be stuck in your head allll day and allllll night. You'll be singing it on the bus. Speaking of, there was a guy on my bus today, who obviously had something wrong with him, singing at the very top of his lungs. I felt bad for him, and was kinda afraid of him too, but it was just so funny. I looked at some guy sitting across for me and we just burst out laughing.


One final thing, before I bore you all, if you love Neil Patrick Harris, check out this youtube video. It's a very very awesome song.


And now, just 'coz I can, here's a lolcat:

I am so awesome.

Yes. So. I have a cold. /flu. thing. Which means, I probably have swine flu. And right when the holidays are starting. Yay.



Here is a funny comparison between Buffy/Angel and Bella/Edward

And here is another one.

lulz, soooo funi!!

Don't kill me. I like Twilight. And Buffy.

When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
while there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute

I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelxebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily.

I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn on the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

It gets so lonley being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil
I'm lying though my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need!

"When You're Evil" by Voltaire

AWESOME!!!!!!

The Supreme Awesomeness of the Star Trek movie (non-spoilery) + The Guild!

SO. Yes. I saw Star Trek on Saturday night!
It was awesome.
It made me laugh. It made me cry. It made me laugh some more. And it made me fall a little bit in love with Spock. (who was played awesomely by Zachary Quinto AKA Sylar from Heroes).
The guy playing Captain Kirk was pretty cool too. Probably not as cool as William Shatner, but nobody is as cool as William Shatner Thankgod he wasn't playing him now though, I think he would've made the ship just break mid-flight, with the intensity of his fatness He's awesome in Boston Legal though. But yes. Everyone should go watch Star Trek. PLUS! It has Simon Pegg. You cannot go wrong with Simon Pegg. He was hilarious. That man is pure sex. And I must admit, I did feel some Aussie pride seeing Eric Bana perform so well. I normally don't really like him, as an actor and as a person, but he was great in this. And delightfully evil.

Awesome surprise appearances by an unrecognisable Winona Ryder, and the original Spock!



Simon Pegg being all awesome.

Spock and Kirk being all sexy.

Also... THE GUILD! THE FREAKING GUILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude this is like awesome. You can watch it on the official site, on youtube, or download the first season for free on iTunes. Plus the DVD is available for pre-order on Amazon.
Everyone must watch this. BECAUSE FELICIA DAY SAYS SO!!!
It's very nerdy. Has some similar humour to Dr Horrible's Sing-A-long blog.
As well as Felicia playing the violin, throwing up on a hot asian stunt guy, and expressing how she can now run around the house naked, and then proceeds to do so! (17 seconds is her record).


Zaboo eating noodles.




Vork being Vork




Codex being ever so constantly annoyed by the awesome Zaboo!


Right, that's the blog people.