My Average Summer Weekday, 2008 Edition (Minute-by-Minute)
4:40am- Alarm goes off
4:40-4:45am- Lay in bed
4:45-4:50am- Put on pants and shirt
4:50-4:55am- Watch Mike and Mike in the Morning
4:55-5:00am- Leave room, grab lunch box, go to bathroom, brush teeth, leave house, get in car, go to work
5:03-5:24am- Dad drives us to work
5:24-5:26am- Stand outside while he smokes a cigarette, eat pop tart
5:26-5:30am- Go inside, clock in, head to workstation, finish second pop tart
5:30- 5:35am- Dad gets coffee, I turn on radio
5:35-8:00am- Work
8:00-8:02am- Break begins, my dad and I leave. I get the newspaper. We sit at a bench.
8:02-8:13am- Break time- Sit, read, eat banana
8:13-8:15am- Head back to workstation
8:15-9:57am- Work
9:57-10:00am- Go to lunch
10:00-10:26am- Eat lunch
10:26-10:29am- Head back to workstation
10:29-11:57am- Work
11:57am-12:00pm- Head to break
12:00-12:13pm- Break time- sit and drink water
12:13- 12:15pm- Head back to workstation
12:15-2:00pm- Work
2:00-2:02pm- Clock out, get in car, leave
2:02- 2:22pm- Drive home
2:22pm- Get home
2:22-10:20pm- Slack off
10:20pm-4:40am- Sleep
And thats my average weekday for the summer of 2008. Any Questions?
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Alex's Fake Radio Show (Ep. 1)
Hey everybody, you're listening to AM in the afternoon. I'm your host Alex Miller. What a clever name for the show. AM...also being my initials.
So a couple days ago, like Wednesday or Thursday, there was a small article in the US Today about the top 10 most populated US cities. And once again, New York was on top. New York was first in 2000, 2004, and once again in 2008. Now they didn't win by a few people, they have over four more million people then second place, Los Angeles. And Chicago rounds out the top five. I guess the thing I was trying to get out of all of this was the fact that there are nine US cities with over one million people.
So I'm a big fan of reality shows. I like Amazing Race, The Mole, and Big Brother. Speaking of Big Brother, the list of contestants came out. And if you watch the show, you'd know that there is a whole bunch of like 20-somethings and then one old person. And once again, thats the case this year. There is a 75 year old. 7...5! He's a retired...something. I forget what he USED to do. There is also a 53 year old woman. A match...perhaps.
I love making bets. Or even challenging someone to do something. And there is always the small wager that kids will do. The one-dollar wagers. One dollar bets in elementary school. One dollar bets in middle school. One dollar bets in high school. The dollar is losing its value every year. I could see why you'd want a dollar...back in the 1950s. But today, the dollar seems worthless. We ought to move over to the Euro.
You gotta love the Euros. It would be a change. We don't want to move over to the Metric system...the least we can do is move over to the Euros. Euros are awesome. That's because the Europeans are awesome.
Hey, if you're American in the living room...what are you in the bathroom.
That's right...European. I can't even keep count how many times I've heard that joke.
Hey, if you're American in the living room and European in the bathroom...what are you in the kitchen. Jamaican me dinner.
Gotta love that joke. I may have broke a few computers because people are laughing so hard at that joke, they probably busted their keyboards. I just came up with that Jamaican joke. Use it at home. Ask your mom or whoever is cooking that night what you're having. Go up to them and say "Jamaican." Thats it. Jamaican. They will either say one of two things. They'll either say:
Oh, let me show you. Pork roast, mac n' cheese, and pees.
Or, they'll say:
WHAT? I'm not Jamaican. Why would you ask me that.
Well, thats all for today. Come back next show for more news, jokes, and random stuff.
I'm Alex Miller and you just listened to AM in the Afternoon.
I'm out.
George W. Bush ramble (Volume 1, Issue 7)
Hello you quikie-mart people, I am George "Double U" Bush here for da seventh time to talk again. Now I'm gonna ask you guys to do something for me. Look at your calendar. Look at what today is. Today...is July 11. Or...7/11.
That's why today, I'm gonna talk about 7/11 and the US Market and them kind of quickie stores. They are great. They have alls kinds of foods and drinks. I never take my ho(e) with me...anywhere. She'll see one thing and want to buy it and then see ANOTHER thing I want to buy it. I end up spending like...15 dollars. And what do you think, money grows on trees? I'm only the president of the United States...so I gots to spends my moneys wisely.
My second term as president is coming close to ending. You know...I have has lots of fun. But certainly I will have MORE fun with you guys. That didnt sound right. Man...I am a rapist. Thats what my mind tells me...and I guess its right...for once.
The 3-inch corn chip
There are two things wrong with this picture. One, the ruler. You can clearly see a cracked line in the middle of it. And the second thing...A 3-INCH FRITO! NO CORN CHIP SHOULD ever...EVER BE 3 INCHES LONG! Next time you're eating a bag of Fritos, measure one of them. 3...inches.
Have you ever been in a situation where you saw someone "saving" a seat for someone else?
Well...
This seat...is SAVED!
ps. I took both of these pictures
