Rawr my rant on chain-mail :P

OK, it annoys me when people post chain-mail, as I'm sure is the case with many of you.
I know you lot probably really don't care what I'll say but I'm going to say it anyway, because I can.

1. Why do people decide to put in a million spaces between each line just to make the mail longer? It's annoying having to scroll down just to read another pointless line. I don't even know why I read through it. Oh yeah, the mail below // [that means look down :P], I got rid of all the spaces in between lines just so you wouldn't have to scrooooooll so much. See, I'm kind like that.

2. OK, so the whole thing's been brought together for you. So now look at the second and third paragraphs. Never mind the others for a minute, just those two. *gives time for person to read*. Now, you will notice in the second paragraph it says if you don't repost this in 5 minutes or whatever you will die in three days. However, in the third paragraph, it says that by opening the chain-mail you have been given bad luck for two months. I don't understand how you could possibly get two months of bad luck if you have died in three days, it really bugs me. :P

3. Of course, you are not going to die in three days if you do not pass this chain-mail on. If all these things were true, I would have died a million times by now, and my dog [even though I do not own one] would have been raped by a ghost. What also annoys me is the fact that people might actually believe these things. I suggest to them that they don't re-post one of these for once in their lives, and see whether they die or not. Because they will see that they do not die in three days.

4. DO NOT BELIEVE FOR A MINUTE THAT THE TOP PARAGRAPH IS ACTUALLY TRUE PLEASE :P

The Culprit chain-mail:
40 million PEOPLE ACTUALLY GOT KILLED BY NOT SENDING THIS PIECE OF MAIL.THE CREATOR OF THIS MAIL HAS A PROGRAM THAT WILL TRACK DOWN YOUR ADDRESS. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE? YOUR LIFE.
REPOST!
Sorry its not my fault, but
good luck.because you opened this you will die in 3 days. The only way you can reverse this is by reposting it within 5 minutes.
By opening this chainmail you have been given bad luck for 2 months. If you repost this message then the bad luck will turn to good luck.
Repost as ..."Do not open in front of a parent.