By next week I should have surpassed 2000 reviews for tv.com (I need about 20 more as of this writing). This would not be possible without all The Office fans who love to hit that disagree button the minute I submit my thoughts, or just the general community who lets a 20 year old college student rant about storyline development and such without constraint.

So, thanks to all those who read my reviews, blogs or just stalk me in general. Enjoy the rest of your day and here's to reaching 3000!

Quick note: If you haven't checked out this week's What to Watch and Celebrate...what is wrong with you?

Back by popular demand is All Your TV News, the blog so beloved that it has crashed internet servers all over the world with kids desperately trying to read it. T-shirts are now available

Almost 30 million people watched Brett Favre and the Vikings vs. his former team the Green Bay Packers on Sunday.

People are boycotting Monday's episode of Gossip Girl which features a three-some. I don't see what's wrong with three people playing Scrabble together. Oh, oh wait...that's what that means? Oh, no, that's disgusting.

Colin Hanks will star in a FOX drama from the creator of Burn Notice.

Kansas City Chiefs Fans have petitioned for the team to fire Larry Johnson over an anti-gay slur he wrote on Twitter. The Chiefs are 1-6, and Johnson is their second highest all-time rusher, so this is a huge deal to some people for them to want one of their stars cut.

CBS has ordered more episodes of Accidentally on Purpose. The only logical explanation is that that itself was an accident.

A new E! show will have fans asking celebrities for cash. As soon as I find the application for it I will get it to you guys...lol.

Former Doctor Who star, David Tennant, will star in a legal drama on NBC.

Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin are hpsting the Oscars.

Despite being 34 and losing 6 of his last 7 fights, Jens Pulver plans to continue fighting.

Nobody in Germany watched the country's debut of 30 Rock.

The Michael Jackson film has made $100 million worldwide already. Funny, a few months ago people wouldn't even let Michael Jackson watch their kids for $100 million. Too soon?

The New York Jets and Giants both lost this weekend making the Patriots fan in me happy to see all my upset classmates this week. So awesome. Anyway, here we go:

Monday November 2nd
#1 World Series (FOX 8 PM)
#2 The Big Bang Theory (CBS 9:30 PM)
#3 One Tree Hill (The CW 8 PM)
- Sheldon and Leonard discuss football on this week's The Big Bang Theory. That should be awesome.
Plan Your Epitaph Day
- Here lies a man who spent way too much time by himself, who laughed at his own jokes and doesn't even own a clean pair of shoes.

Tuesday November 3rd
#1 V (ABC 8 PM)
#2 The Good Wife (CBS 10 PM)
#3 NCIS: Los Angels (CBS 9 PM)
- Aliens arrive, plus CBS' new dramas continue.
Election Day
- Finally, those annoying commercials will stop!

Wednesday November 4th
#1 Law and Order: SVU (NBC 9 PM)
#2 Gary Unmarried (CBS 8:30 PM)
#3 Hank (ABC 8 PM)
- A crop of underrated shows on this night.
Sean "Diddy" Combs' Birthday
- How many more birthdays before he changes his name again?

Thursday November 5th
#1 30 Rock (NBC 9:30 PM)
#2 The Mentalist (CBS 10 PM)
#3 Grey's Anatomy (ABC 9 PM)
- Thursdays are where the real shows come out to play so you have your choice.
National Men Make Dinner Day
- No thanks, that goes against my religion.

Friday November 6th
#1 Law And Order (NBC 8 PM)
#2 WWE Smackdown (MyNetwork TV 8 PM)
#3 NBA On ESPN: Cleveland Cavaliers at New York Knicks, San Antonio Spurs vs. Portland Trail Blazers (ESPN 8 PM)
- See the best player in the world at MSG!
Sally Field's Birthday
- I believe this is her 30th annual 48th birthday party.

Saturday November 7th
#1 Strikeforce On CBS: Fedor vs. Rogers (CBS 9 PM)
#2 Saturday Night Live w/ Taylor Swift (NBC 11:30 PM)
#3 Pacquiao/Cotto 24/7 (HBO 9 PM)
- See the best fighter in the world live for free!
International Tongue Twister Day
- I'm going to go out on a limb and assume this isn't about the sexual position.

Sunday November 8th
#1 NFL On CBS: Miami Dolphins at New England Patriots (CBS 1 PM)
#2 Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO 9 PM)
#3 Dexter (Showtime 9 PM)
- See the Patriots "murder" Chad Henne and those cowards. Or see Dexter Morgan actually, literally murder someone.
Lou Ferrigno's Birthday
- Must be a bad day to be a purple t-shirt.

Hey, how's everybody doing this week? I'm pretty relaxed as I just have one test left and then I'm virtually free until finals in December. NY Basketball is not off to a good start as the Nets and Knicks both lost on their opening night. Anyway, here's the fifth edition of AYTN, the most viewed blog in the history of the internet.

Scrubs and Better Off Theodore return in December. You don't care? Thought so.

ESPN analyst Steve Phillips was fired after having an affair with an assistant. His wife will probably make him sleep on the couch for this.

Hulk Hogan has signed with TNA Wrestling and will debut on 10/29 at 9 PM on Spike TV

Josh Duhamel, of Las Vegas fame, has allegedly cheated on wife Fergie. Fergie, my bed is always open to you whenever you decide to leave that fool.

NBC has ordered an additional 6 episodes of Chuck (bringing the third season count to 19).

Desperate Housewives will run until 2013. The question is can they keep Marcia Cross looking human until then?

Despite, Nick releasing a solo album, the Jonas Brothers are not breaking up. Yes! I mean....wait, who said yes?

NBC has cancelled Trauma. Looks like the only thing those EMTs couldn't save was themselves. **Crickets chirp**

The official trailer for Season 8 of 24 has been released.

Despite acquiring TV star/rapper/donut eater Shaquille O'Neal, the Cleveland Cavaliers are off to their worst start in 5 years.

The #1 fighter in the world, Fedor Emelianenko, makes his US TV debut on November 4th on CBS.

FOX TV show Glee will use Madonna songs in an upcoming episode. No word yet though on how many children they plan to adopt.

Spoiler Alert: Lost producers reveal an upcoming guest star for the show's sixth season via Twitter.

OMGzz could Gossip Girl being cancelled? If so, what will I not watch on Mondays?

Prince will be the musical guest on the series premiere of TBS' talk show Lopez Tonight. Barack Obama will also make a cameo.

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne will host Monday Night Raw on 11/2.

Damages returns for its third season in January. Big Love also returns on January 10.
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That's all folks.

Hey guys, the back is feeling better, thanks for all the kind words. On another positive note it gave me some time to work on my impressions and my Christopher Walken is as good as ever right now.
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Monday October 26th
#1 One Tree Hill (The CW 8 PM)
#2 Monday Night Football (ESPN 8:30 PM)
#3 WWE Raw (USA 9 PM)
- Most shows are in repeats this week so enjoy some time off from the tube.
Mule Day
- If this was the 1850's people would be all over this. Now people like dogs and cats. What happened America?

Tuesday October 27th
#1 NBA on TNT (TNT 7:30 PM)
#2 The Jay Leno Show (NBC 10 PM)
#3 Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel (HBO 10 PM)
- Finally basketball is back! Kobe Bryant, LeBron James and the debuting Blake Griffin are all showcased tonight. Plus Tina Fey on Jay Leno (not like that).
Cranky Co-Workers Day
- If I had a job I bet this day would suck....oh well.

Wednesday October 28th
#1 World Series (FOX 8 PM)
#2 Monsters vs. Aliens: Mutant Pumpkins From Outer Space (NBC 8 PM)
#3 Law and Order: SVU (NBC 9 PM)
- See the Yankees fall to the Phillies and Kate Hudson cry on National television.
National Chocolates Day
- Oh, man....I'm gonna get fat. And it's three days before Halloween where I'll also put on some weight.

Thursday October 29th
#1 30 Rock (NBC 9:30 PM)
#2 The Mentalist (CBS 10 PM)
#3 Grey's Anatomy (ABC 9 PM)
- Some Halloween episodes and a Grey's episode called "Give Peace a Chance", like the ****c song. How can you not watch?
Internet Day
- Take that Mom! I can be on the computer as long as I want to today. No, I don't live with my mom, I was just...um...making a point.

Friday October 30th
#1 Law and Order (NBC 8 PM)
#2 Ghost Whisperer (CBS 8 PM)
#3 Monk (USA 9 PM)
- Fridays may not be Thursdays, as far as TV is considered, but there is still some good shows on.
Mischief Night
- I do not condone doing anything mischievous tonight....wink....winkity wink.

Saturday October 31st
#1 World Series (FOX 8 PM)
#2 College Football (ESPN 8 PM)
#3 Australia (HBO 8 PM)
- Not much here.
Halloween
- For the kids going out tonight beware of Michael Myers. Not the murderer from the movie, he's hilarious, but that creepy-looking actor from the Shrek movies.

Sunday November 1st
#1 Desperate Housewives (ABC 9 PM)
#2 Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO 9 PM)
#3 Dexter (Showtime 9 PM)
- As always, Sundays are loaded so be sure to set your DVR, your TiVo, your microwave, whatever it takes to record all the good shows on this night.
Daylight Savings Time Ends
- I never understood this whole thing. I think we need to eliminate Daylight Savings Time and just hope for the best.