My first name...is boring. There are about three people with the same name in my Chemistry class alone, and my last name isn't something to get worked up over either. Apparently, it's the Hungarian word for 'executioner'. Isn't that pleasant.

I think in a few years I'm going to change my name to Spontaneous Human Combustion. It's a term used when someone randomly bursts into flames for no reason, and knowing my life, it's probably how I'm going to end up dying. Then on Wikipedia, they'll be able to say something like "A particularly exceptional case happened in 2056 when Spontaneous Human Combustion perished from spontaneous human combustion. [citation needed]" Which would be irrevocably awesome.

Man, I've always dreamed of being listed in Wikipedia.