It's a tragedy!
Who is 'Jacob The Narwhal'?
For those of you who don't know what a narwhal is, look at this page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narwhal
For everyone else, there's Master Card....
Though, he may sound like another lame 'Sonic The Hedgehog' character, Jacob is actually from a cmpletely different series of games known as Band Power or Narwhal Blast. (The first game in the series is called 'Band Power! The Legendary Legend Of The Legend That is.... NARWHAL BLAST!') In the series, you play as members of the band 'Narwhal Blast' who go around whacking members of their rival band 'The Hotdoggers' with instruments. Jacob is considered the band's mascot and has the ability to play almost any instrument that he picks up. However, he usually chooses to just dance in the background while the other band members play.
In the Band Power series, Jacob usually isn't a fully playable character. Instead, he serves as an assistant who can drill holes with his tusk and transport the Band Members across bodies of water. Despite this, Jacob is still considered the main character of the series and appears in numerous spin offs as a playable character. (I might even do a Smash Bros. moveset for him...)
Jacob's physical appearence is not like other narwhals. Jacob has hands and feet and is about as tall as an average-sized human. Because of this, he spent most of his childhood working for the circus as 'The Amazing Fish Boy'. It was quite obvious that Jacob did not like his job. One day, when the band's lead singer, Claire, attended the circus, she noticed Jacob's abuse and gave the circus manager everything she owned to set Jacob free.
Jacob didn't want to be free though, he wanted a family that wasn't full of hobos and bearded ladies. So, Claire decided to raise him. When Jacob was in the circus, he didn't know how to play any instruments. So, Claire probably taught him these moves. (Reference to Paula's SSBM trophy as well as Ness and Lucas's Final Smash trophies) Also, if it weren't for that fateful day at the circus 'Narwhal Blast' would have never formed.
Nintendo Running Out of Ideas?!?!?
According to a recent interview with Satoru Iwata, the Wii has already used up all of Nintendo's ideas for it. Iwata says that 'Wii Music' was the last idea that Nintendo had for the system and that they're already hard at work on their next gen. console. Well, that would explain the crappy E3 showing but out of ideas? Are you kidding me? So far, the only new Nintendo franchise developed on the Wii was the Wii series. The GCN had Chibi Robo, Battalion Wars, Pikmln, and Animal Crossing. Plus, it brought Custom Robo to America! Besides, even if Nintendo DOESN'T make any new series, there's still all of the old ones that it can choose from. A Wii version of Donkey Kong, StarFox, or Punch-Out would be GREAT! And there are several rumors going around about a Kid Icarus series revival. Oh well, at least there's Animal Crossing: City Folks and Pikmin 3... (I didn't like Pikmin 2
)
INDENTATION IS FOR LOSSERZ!!!!!!!
Smash Bros. Tussle Moveset Drawings
I've done about 20 of them but I don't haz scannorz!!!!! Anyway, I onloy have 1 moveset left to do and that's Ganondorf. The problem is, I don't know anything about Ganondorf. So, if someone could post a new Ganondorf moveset for me, I'll turn it into a moveset drawing and put it online as soon as I have scannorz access. If you want to know what characters I've done movesets for, here's a list:
*Toad (Mario)
*Paper Mario (Mario)
*Baby Trio (Baby Mario, Peach, and DK) (Yoshi)
*Ashley and Red (Wario)
*Toon Link (Zelda)
*Tingle (Zelda)
*Munchlax (Pokemon)
*Deoxys (Pokemon)
*Poo (Mother)
*Black Shadow (F-ZERO)
*KK Slider (Animal Xing)
*Mr. Resetti (Animal Xing)
*Super Metroid Samus (Metroid)
*Chibi-Robo (Chibi-Robo)
*Stafy (Stafy)
*Little Mac (Punch-Out!)
*Knuckles (Sonic)
*Pac-man (Pac-man)
*Derek Stiles (Trauma Center)
*Daroach (Kirby)
By the way, my moveset drawings are all double-sided. Will that be a problem?
Family Campout
I'll be there for 10 days, starting on Tuesday. So... Yeah! Sorry to come back and leave again so soon.


