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Oh god
This blog was a twitter before that was a thing. I was a pioneer among the lamest kind of people. I am king lame.
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One part plain oatmeal. One part water. One part flavored oatmeal packet. Combine but do not mix. Microwave 20 seconds.
Naked Lunch
I can only think of one thing wrong with that title. My mind feels sticky after reading it.
Character Development
There isn't enough in my life. The town I live in is too plot-driven.
GTA iv
I give up. I haven't even unlocked Manhattan and it's too hard.
The best beer on the planet.
Bell's Oberon Ale. Robust, but summery.
TV with higher definition picture.
It's still exciting. I watch stuff I don't even like if the resolution is high enough.
Video games
They now have a video game where you kill zombies. I pretend I'm playing a video game where you kill humans.
Cars
I hate cars because they're expensive and useful. Life is easier when things are either one or the other.
Reggae
This is some fantastic stuff, except for that Bob Marley guy.
Bros
We need to raise awareness of this serious problem.
Chopped White Onions
They're great on a burger or pizza. I can't believe I hated onions for so long. It's like I've made a total transformation from who I was as a child.
Muffins.
They're pretty mind blowing.
Pineapple
It's the best.
Trying to sound smart on the internet.
Don't.
Peppers
Red is better, but green is less expensive.
Crunchy
The superior peanut butter.
Green Tea
I can dig it.
Running.
It makes me feel great.
American Dad
Week to week, it's been better than Family Guy.
