GTA iv
I give up. I haven't even unlocked Manhattan and it's too hard.
The best beer on the planet.
Bell's Oberon Ale. Robust, but summery.
TV with higher definition picture.
It's still exciting. I watch stuff I don't even like if the resolution is high enough.
Video games
They now have a video game where you kill zombies. I pretend I'm playing a video game where you kill humans.
Cars
I hate cars because they're expensive and useful. Life is easier when things are either one or the other.


