Musical notes?
I'm looking for some music and I need help. It's mostly hard rock, metal, or heavy metal type music. The stuff I have is some Slayer(death metal), some Accept, some Disturbed, System Of A Down, a little Pantera, I had some Judas Priest but I deleted it, a little Korn, and thats about it. Anybody have some suggestions for me?
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Digg thisSex Drive!
I just watched the movie Sex Drive and it was pretty good. Basically this buddy finds a girl, who he wants to bang, putting it bluntly. So he and his friends go on a road trip to her. He says it was to visit his grandma. Haha, funny euphemism. So when he meets her she turns out to be a thief, who just wanted his car. Still though it was good. 8/10
I think this is it, maybe not.
I was reading a friends blog about accents, and they mentioned the "Newfie" accent. For those who are in aware of what this is, its a slang term for a person from Newfoundland. Anyways, this made me think of jokes I heard about them and it.
See; Three people are trying to decide who can eat a sandwich. There was a Torontonian, Frenchman, and a Newfoundlander. The idea waswhoever could come up with the best dream could get the sandwich. So they slept and woke up the next morning. They asked the Newfoundlander what happened to the sandwich. He replied "I dreamed I got hungry, so I got up and ate the sandwich.
"Title:Late for work
Boss: "Newfie, you should have been here at nine o'clock." Newfie: "Why, what happened?" Title: Garge and the hooker!
Garge was walking along George Street late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty dollars..."she whispers.He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides, what the heck, it's only twenty bucks. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.... it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife," Garge answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Well," Garge says, "neither did I, until you shined that light in her face". Title:Garge and the doctor
Garge walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Garge said, "Shingles." So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked him what he had. Garge said, "Shingles."
So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room. A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. Garge said, "Shingles." So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. Garge said, "Shingles." The doctor said, "Where?"
Garge said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them?" Title:Newfie in he!!
A Newfie died one day. Instead of going up, he went down. When he arrived in Hell, the Devil came up to him and said, "Hey Newfie, I hope you like the heat because it gets mighty hot down here." The Newfie said, "Sure nuf, bye. The weather in Newfoundland is so bad that it's nice to get a bit of heat." And with that, the Newfie started to stroll around, quite content with the heat. The devil decided that because this was hell, he couldn't have a happy Newfie in there. So he turned the heat up thinking that the Newfie wouldn't be able to handle it. After the heat was turned up, the devil went out looking for the Newfie. He found him standing in front of a grill barbecuing and sing Newfie songs. "Newfie!", the Devil shouted, "I have doubled the temperature down here and you seem to enjoy it even more than before?" The Newfie replied, "Yes bye. The winter was so long this year and we didn't see the sun once. My old wood stove broke and I almost froze to death. This heat feels great!" So, the Devil walked away, very upset that the Newfie is enjoying himself so much. Then the Devil had an idea. He thought that if the Newfie enjoys the heat so much, and hates the cold, that he would turn down the heat in hell so low that the Newfie would get cold and be unhappy. A few hours later, with the temperature colder than anything Newfoundland has ever seen, the devil goes out looking for the Newfie. After a brief search, he see the Newfie dancing on top of a snow drift shouting, "The Leaf's won the playoffs! The Leaf's won the playoffs!"
Title:Letter to Garge
Dearest Garge, I 'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I 'm not sure it works so well , though. Last week I put a load in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week. The first time for three days and the second for four. About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. Henry locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out. Your sister had a baby this morning. We haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you are an aunt or an uncle. The baby looks just like your brother. Your Uncle Ray Fell into a Screech vat last week. Some men tried to Pull him out, but he fought them off and drown. We had him cremated. He burned for three days. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Craig was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down. There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened. Your Favorite Aunt, Mom PS: I was going to put in some money for you but I had already seal the envelope. Thats all for now.
See; Three people are trying to decide who can eat a sandwich. There was a Torontonian, Frenchman, and a Newfoundlander. The idea waswhoever could come up with the best dream could get the sandwich. So they slept and woke up the next morning. They asked the Newfoundlander what happened to the sandwich. He replied "I dreamed I got hungry, so I got up and ate the sandwich.
"Title:Late for work
Boss: "Newfie, you should have been here at nine o'clock." Newfie: "Why, what happened?" Title: Garge and the hooker!
Garge was walking along George Street late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty dollars..."she whispers.He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides, what the heck, it's only twenty bucks. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.... it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife," Garge answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Well," Garge says, "neither did I, until you shined that light in her face". Title:Garge and the doctor
Garge walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Garge said, "Shingles." So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked him what he had. Garge said, "Shingles."
So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room. A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. Garge said, "Shingles." So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. Garge said, "Shingles." The doctor said, "Where?"
Garge said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them?" Title:Newfie in he!!
A Newfie died one day. Instead of going up, he went down. When he arrived in Hell, the Devil came up to him and said, "Hey Newfie, I hope you like the heat because it gets mighty hot down here." The Newfie said, "Sure nuf, bye. The weather in Newfoundland is so bad that it's nice to get a bit of heat." And with that, the Newfie started to stroll around, quite content with the heat. The devil decided that because this was hell, he couldn't have a happy Newfie in there. So he turned the heat up thinking that the Newfie wouldn't be able to handle it. After the heat was turned up, the devil went out looking for the Newfie. He found him standing in front of a grill barbecuing and sing Newfie songs. "Newfie!", the Devil shouted, "I have doubled the temperature down here and you seem to enjoy it even more than before?" The Newfie replied, "Yes bye. The winter was so long this year and we didn't see the sun once. My old wood stove broke and I almost froze to death. This heat feels great!" So, the Devil walked away, very upset that the Newfie is enjoying himself so much. Then the Devil had an idea. He thought that if the Newfie enjoys the heat so much, and hates the cold, that he would turn down the heat in hell so low that the Newfie would get cold and be unhappy. A few hours later, with the temperature colder than anything Newfoundland has ever seen, the devil goes out looking for the Newfie. After a brief search, he see the Newfie dancing on top of a snow drift shouting, "The Leaf's won the playoffs! The Leaf's won the playoffs!"
Title:Letter to Garge
Dearest Garge, I 'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I 'm not sure it works so well , though. Last week I put a load in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week. The first time for three days and the second for four. About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. Henry locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out. Your sister had a baby this morning. We haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you are an aunt or an uncle. The baby looks just like your brother. Your Uncle Ray Fell into a Screech vat last week. Some men tried to Pull him out, but he fought them off and drown. We had him cremated. He burned for three days. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Craig was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down. There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened. Your Favorite Aunt, Mom PS: I was going to put in some money for you but I had already seal the envelope. Thats all for now.
High school musical!
Don't worry readers, I'm not one of those high school musical freaks obsessed with this garbage. No, I'm here to talk about Elementary school musical, the south park parody. This was the best time to make fun of that crappy series, and I mean crappy. See, the episode is the opposite of high school musical. Instead a kid doesn't want to sing, but rather play basketball. A very good decision. The musical sweeps the student into the worst fad ever. The boys make a pact to not join the group. Its a funny episode. The kid Bryden, I believe thats how it spells, has a father who acts totally gay and goes around b!tch slapping everyone. Until his son and wife stand up and give him a sock in the nose. I recommend everyone watch this episode. Americans have seen it and Canadians will too, next Friday. So with high school musical becoming so popular, lets make a song. Here's what it's going to be about. Everyone will post a lyric for the song, which will be why high school musical sucks. Remember, we're all in this together to destroy it.
Remember the veterans.
So today is remembrances day or veterans day, depending on where you live. Yeah, its the ninetieth one or something like that. Not much to write about today. Got into some weird convo just now on msn. Don't know who it was but they said I added them or what ever, weird conversation. It was someone who I don't have a fμckinhg clue.
