Six Flags has given me a lot of opportunities over the summer.Jesse McCartney and Toby Mac concert holding back the yelling ofscreaming fan girls. Being a body guard over the Justice League and Scooby Doo characters, working on the puppets in the everyday parade, and free pass to visit the park any time I want.

So what now? Well, I auditioned for Fright Fest because I wanted to be a zombie, or any position for the matter. Turns out I'll be doing several things.

First, I didn't get the zombie part because I am too tall for literally every singlepiece of clothing offered in thewardrobe, including the zombies, and also the scarecrow, clowns, trolls, etc. So what now?Well, they found a Sunday shirt. Yes, a white buttoned, nicely dressed shirt that fit me, because it was the only thing in theentire place thatcould fit me.It'll get a paint job and I'll wear my own black pants. Why can't people be taller like me nowadays?!

Next up is I'll be working a lot in the haunted house we have. I will jump out and scare the crap out of people, which is awesome because that's what I do. Other days I'll be operating other functions that make the house work, maybe some lighting, arrangement of the house, or the boring guy that's like, "Next. Wait. Ok, you can go in now. Leave all bags, we don't reccomend little children to go in" Crud like that.

Finally, as stated, I is dancing to Thriller. Since Michael Jackson died, we're going to learn the entire dance. We're supposed to have learned by now, but I seriously need a lot more practice. My pay is over $10 an hour, and will be over $12 an hour after 4:00. Awesomeness.

Scaring and dancing, I think I can have some fun wit dat...I think...*silence*

BOO! Did I scare you? No?

...darn.