I think the song speaks for it's self. It's My Ding-A-Ling by Buck Cherry. And it's all thanks to Alan.

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hanging on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling
Oh
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling

And then Mama took me to Grammar school
But I stopped off in the Vestibule
Everytime that bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling

Once I was climbing the garden wall,
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard I heard bells ring,
But held on to My ding-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling

OnceI was swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers all around my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
With both hands holding my dingalingaling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling

Hmm this here song it ain't so bad
The cutest little song you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
You must be playing with your own Ding-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling

Your Ding-A-Ling Your Ding-A-Ling we saw you playing with your Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling everybody's ding I want to play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want to play with My Ding-A-Ling

My neck hurts. Yeah, I heard this song on the radio and I really liked it so I started rocking out and I woke up this morning and my neck feels like it's gonna explode, can't move it or anything.

Ok so I figured I need to know more about you people so post something about you. For example, do you have super powers, whats your obsession, band or pe or ROTC, do you ever hurt yourself head banging, have you been drunk, or you a virgen,..........ext.

Ryan Ross should try acting.

Can't wait to hear bout you.

You can't see all of it but it says Happy B-Day James Marsters!!!!

And it's all thanx to xJCManiak12x !!!! Shes so awsome. Thank you so much. I love it! It was so nice of her to make it for me. To see the whole thing go here:

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I saw this and thought it was really funny.

this is not meant to offend anyone"DEFINITELY THE BEST E-MAIL OF THE YEAR !!!!!
>A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed
>home.
>He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
>"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
merely
>stays at home.
>I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to
switch
>with mine for a day. Amen.
>God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
>The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
>He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out
their
>school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them
to
>school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the
cleaners
>and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then
>drove
>home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the
chequebook.
>He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was
already 1
>P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust,
and
>sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
>Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with
them on
>the way home.
>Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
homework,
>then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
>At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded
>the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
>After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry,
>bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
>At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
finished,
>he
>went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to
get
>through without complaint.
>The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:
Lord,
>I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's
being
>able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
>The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have
learned
>your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they
>were."
>You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last
night!"
>
>Voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year