Hi everyone! The other day I was offline all day. Here's why, I went to Asseteague island with my dad to visit my niece, my sister, my future-nephew-in-law, my future brother-in-law, and my brother. By the time the day was over I was sun-burned, salt-covered, sand-covered, and bug-bitten. But the day ended on a high note when we had pizza on the Ocean City boardwalk! Next on the agenda, I'm getting closer to buying Batman: Gotham Knights the complete series, which I'll review fully and completely, however I was stopped yesterday by an enormous thunder-storm, complete with giant Hail-stones and Lightning, which I saw strike a pole across the street, something I'll never forget. Finally, in my support of Joey, here's a special vid for you:

Joey

And to show my neutrality:

Miles

Hello everyone! I'm finally in a blogging mood again! First off, I'd like to the struggles of my good friend Joey, which can be more thoroughly explained by visiting his blog:

Joblog

As the new school year begins and summer closes, I've discovered something more terrifying and horrific than all the demons, vampires, warlocks, and bunnies (:lol in all the world!: A school project! I have to read a book called Captains Courageous. After the first couple of chapters, I find it so dull and incomprehensible ('cause of the accents, no offense to any Scots out there ) that I wanna put it down and never read it again! Sadly, though, I wish to buy the complete series of Batman: Gotham Knights, which is on sale at Borders from a promotional deal for The Dark Knight! Why did I choose the first line of my blog? 2 reasons. 1: it's a line from my favorite Villainess, Livewire, from an episode of Gotham Knights and 2: reading this stupid book is as bad as eating fried bat!

Now, for the first time in a while, a couple vids:

Girl's night out

WW Trailer

Flashes of Lynda Carter

SISTAHS!

Alright everyone! Have a good day and make sure to leave plenty of comments for Joey and Miles!

Hello my friends! There are 2 major themes to my blog today! Birthdays and Batman! But first off, let's start with the birthday stuff! We're here to celebrate the birthdays of my good friends, Joey and David! As my first present, you 2 are reigning kings of my blog and can have anyone you want. !

Now, here are some gifs

Joey

David

Now for what you really want:

Joey

David:

I dedicate this blog to you guys!!!

Next, the other day I finally saw the Dark Knight and when it finished, all I could say was wow. The sound was amazing, the acting superb, the action incredible! And I also realized that the Joker (acted excellently by the late, great Heath Ledger) was the first villain in years to actually scare me. The movie was so great that people were actually applauding certain moments in the movie, which I'll list (David, I suggest you skip down ):

1. When the Joker impaled the mobsters head on a knife

2. When the Joker's truck was toppled by the Batman's maneuvering

3. When commisioner Gordon arrested Joker

4. When the prisoner threw away the detonator

I highly recommend this spectacular movie to anyone without a faint heart.

Next, I'd like to announce my new-found obsession with Batman, which was incited by the release of Birds of Prey, which I'm now also celebrating!:

And now for the icing on Joey and David's cake, a clip from one of my favorite episodes of The Batman:

BGVJ

Anyone who can decipher that link's akronym will win a brand-new youtube video specially made by me.

Next up, during the movie I couldn't believe how the Joker had changed beyond recognition of his older animated counter part, so I've decided to document the gradual change of the Joker from Joker to serial killer:

And my final gift to David and Joey, an alien hunt with the team from TORCHWOOD!!!

Have a great day everyone!

P.S.

happy birthday to australian actor Julian Mcmahon on turning 40!!!

Hello my friends! Sorry I haven't posted in a while, due to my personal record being broken! A lot has happened since I last posted! We've discovered that my mother has 2 KIDNEY STONES! Tomorrow, I'm going to visit my sister's farm to see her, and my adorable niece, Jessica, who I haven't been able to see for a whole freaking year! Next, the winner of the caption contest is David! Woo-hoo! His prize? He has dominion over whoever passes through this blog and gets to pick the theme for my next blog! Finally, the answer to the mini-quiz is: things that are twisted! Everyone who got it right gets to be thrown in a room with Brandon Routh, who's leather-clad with a whip! (locks door) enjoy! Finally, a thank-you to everyone who sent me their favorite TV-shows-turned-into-movies, this is for you!:

Joey:

Batman

Over the years, many Batmen have graced the screen as well as many stars, portraying the famed villains of Batmythology. Heath Ledger as the psychotic clown, the Joker; Jim Carrey as the Riddler; Drew Barrymore as 2-face's better half, Sugar; and Uma Thurman, as my favorite, Poison Ivy! But today we honor, in the words of Joker in Batman Beyond: return of the joker, we're here to tip our hats to "the newboy" Christian Bale as the most recent batman. So, let's all gave a hand for this fine actor and look away while Joey has his way with him.

Emily: (since you love red-heads so much )

The Flintstones

Created from it's original cartoon incarnation, this stone-age family spawned 2 "hi-wait for it-larious" movies, starring blue-collar comedian John Goodman as Fred #1, daytime b!tch Rosie O'Donnel as Betty #1 and Crazy, hilarious Kristen Johnston as Whilma #2. Though the plots basic, and the villains repetitive, nobody can deny the hilarity that will ensue when such explosively chemical actors come together!

The Adventures of Pippi Longstocking

From the heart of my bottom, I promise, never will there be as pure-hearted, courageous and adventurous a girl as Pippi Longstocking, the cherished childhood character, beloved by many and a certain redhead with us here at tv.com. Let us never forget the innocence of childhood and the thrill of adventure!

Miles:

Star Trek

Voted the #1 cult tv series by TV guide magazine, (Xena: Warrior Princess is #9 ) this popular sci-fi spoof series about a group of adventurers probing the galaxy (:lol spawned the longest known series of movies. Who can forget the action/comedy series that penetrated a new frontier (:lol in TV genres and led to some of today's greatest series. Without Star Trek, there would be no Sci-Fi! Beam me up Scotty!

David:

Superman

How can anyone even think to overlook this immortal American Icon? Superman! Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! It's a bird, it's a plane! No it's Superman! The superhero that predates even Batman! There's so much history to cover. Beginning from comic origins, Superman evolved into several animated and live-action tv-series, among it's fame is 5 movies, the most recent starring newcomer Brandon Routh, who portrays the role nicely, not bad to look at either . Superman's most recent incarnation is the long-running hit Smallville, which can be viewed thursday on the CW. With 2 Clark Kents bearing the weight of the world on their very broad shoulders, the future of Superman is in good hands.

Kelvin

Scooby Doo

Come on everyone! Y'all knew this was coming! From multiple televised incarnations comes the legacy of Mystery Inc., who were brought to life twice in the popular films as the heroes they are. Linda Cardellini, who throws bashful charm and wit into her Velma Dinkley, Freddie Prinze Jr., who brought strength and bravado to Fred Jones, Freddie's real-life wife, Sarah Michelle Gellar, better known as Buffy the Vampire slayer, brought grace, intelligence and some serious ass-kicking to her role as Daphne Blake. The fun-loving, pure Scoobert scooby Doo, who's brought to life by dozens of talented computer animators and the voice-talent of Neil Fanning, and last but not Least, Norville Shaggy Rogers, who in the words of David, is "phucking adorable". Good night everybody! TTYL, TA TA FOR NOW, and all those weird goodbyes!